AHHHHHHH! This post never posted! That’s so sad. It was really funny. I am annoyed at WordPress! How dare they rob me of sharing with you the brilliance of my dinner-time thought process. Like all my other posts though, this one was really long, and I don’t feel like re-typing it. Pole. Hopefully a future post will provide as much hilarity as this. We can only hope. Bad WordPress, bad!