I caught my rat over the weekend. I had been out all day and he must have been adventurous and hungry, a great formula for catching him in my peanut butter trap. Needless to say without him scampering about i sleep much better. Now onto my new battle of jon vs. Dysentry. Ill spare the details and just tell you when i have won. How does that sound?
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My life is not difficult. Don’t think it is. And I am actually quite happy here. But I like to be dramatic so go with it! 🙂
As if fighting malaria and lack of self motivation weren’t enough. As if fending off malice-intent monkeys who want to steal didn’t occupy enough of my time. As if heroically defending my infant neighbour from vicious snakes and spiders weren’t epic enough of a story, I have a new battle to fight. More as it develops on the tale of Jon vs. The Rat. Hopefully it will end this weekend with his greedy paws covered in peanut butter and neck snapped by the force of a thousand painful days as manifested by a spring-loaded metal bar. It’s almost like watching Titanic, except this time the ship might not sink!
Or I could just pull an Adrian and kill it with a spear fashioned from my Leatherman and broom handle…